when you forget how to spell bananas and you gotta do the gwen stefani thing
When I realized I loved you
it was not romantic
Not flush with pink roses & wine
but rather normal
Rather standing in line at CVS
clutching a four pack of peanut butter cups
& cold medicine
It was a quiet realization
Like checking the weather I was currently standing in
"Huh. It’s a bit warmer
than I would have guessed.”
shut the fuck up
"QUIET YOU FOOL, YOU’LL BLOW OUR COVER"
I sit next to a popular sports boy in my math class and he was sleeping so i leaned over and doodled a flower on his paper and the first time he didn’t wake up but the second time he did & smiled at me and later in class i saw he had doodled a whole tiny meadow around the 2 flowers and he was trying to hide it but it didn’t work..i know ur secret popular sports boy, u are just as dorky & cute as everyone else
Dear Suzanne Collins,
Please write a prequel to your popular series, The Hunger Games. This prequel should involve the first Hunger Games and how the nation crumbled and came to such a low so as to allow a dictator to separate citizens into districts and demand they send their children into an arena and fight to the death.
These are the things I need to know.
my dad says he’s not gay but theres no proof that he’s ever had sex with a woman
You’re the proof
how am i the proof i would never have sex with my dad
there is no fucking way that boy is 100% straight
Oh are we doing the gif thing
I definitely think he’s bi, for sure
someone sits next to me while im on my dash: please no porn please no porn please no porn please no porn please no porn please no porn
dash: oh so you wanted porn?